Dark & Stormy Nights: Tales Best Left Untold Paperback

Shake up a cocktail of chaos, dark humor, and island madness – and what you get is Dark & Stormy Nights.

This memoir blends:

• 2 shots of Hunter S. Thompson’s The Rum Diary
• 1 generous pour of Tucker Max’s I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
• A splash of Californication‘s unapologetic dark humor
• All served with a twist of tropical storms, sinking boats, and Bermuda Police Department hospitality.

From the moment G. Longtale touched down on the tiny island, life became a blender full of rum, questionable choices, and hilarious consequences. This is not a travel guide – unless you want step-by-step instructions on how to ruin a scooter, flee from cops in boxer shorts, or sink your social life (along with your boat) faster than you can say “Dark & Stormy.”

Perfect for anyone who’s ever dreamed of island life – or woken up on a beach wondering where their dignity went – Dark & Stormy Nights is the ultimate island misadventure.

Sip slowly. Read irresponsibly.