John Dies at the End

Jon Dies at the End is a genre-bending humorous account of two college drop-outs inadvertently charged with saving their small town–and the world–from a host of supernatural and paranormal invasions. Now a Major Motion Picture. “Pargin is like a mash-up of Douglass Adams and Stephen King… page-turner is an understatement.” Don Coscarelli director Phantasm I-V Bubba Ho-tep STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO dont put it down. Its too late. Theyre watching you. My name is David. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things youll read on these pages about the sauce about Korrok about the invasion and the future. But its too late. You touched the book. Youre in the game. Youre under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me. The important thing is this: The sauce is a drug and it gives users a window into another dimension. John and I never had the chance to say no. You still do. Im sorry to have involved you in this I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result it is crucial you keep one thing in mind: None of this was my fault.